Cards

Yesterday I was in the pharmacy and saw two funny birthday cards.Here they are.


front: "I have something for you".

Inside: "you're holding it."


Front: I thought a pile of money would be a decent birthday present..."

Inside: "But the mall cops got me in the fountain before I could scrape up a respectable amount"

I'm pretty sure that that is what the said.Funny right?

- Poodle